My u/s was normal. The tech checked the thickness of my uterine wall and looked for any follicle growth; she reported her findings to the nurse in the room. My ovaries were quiet and my uterus was measuring 3.5 (I'm not sure what the unit of measure is, mm maybe?). As a reference for my lovely readers, my uterus reached a maximum thickness of 11 (mm?) for my fresh IVF cycle in July, so 3.5 is a good baseline for a frozen cycle.
After my u/s, I was sent to have my blood drawn. Yay (not). As you may recall, I've had a lot of trouble with the tech who draws my blood, or rather, stabs me to draw my blood. Well, at our last consultation with our RE, I mentioned how much it hurts and how much my arm bleeds when the tech does my blood draw. Our RE said he didn't have a good answer for that but would bring it up at their next staff meeting. He must have gotten the point across because I barely felt a thing when the tech pricked my arm with the needle today. I couldn't believe it! Here I was bracing myself and preparing for the worst, and then nothing but a big sigh of relief! I even told the tech she did a great job and that I barely felt a thing. And there was no blood gushing from my arm afterwards either. :D
The rest of my day was rather boring. Work, work, went out for lunch with my coworkers to a rather fancy restaurant, then work some more. But after work, I went home and found DH in the back yard digging up the tree stump from the tree he had just cut down (it was dying and dwarfed by another giant tree next to it). I went outside to see him and debated about volunteering to help...eventually I caved and said I could shovel the dirt while he swung the ax.
I should have known this would end in disaster. We found buried garbage under and around the tree stump - lots of rusty, crumbling tin cans, empty tubes of Vaseline, glass bottles, tin foil, and lots of other unidentifiable objects. I'm guessing they had been buried there since our house was built in 1995, so most of it was pretty well decomposed.
I joked to DH that I was going to find a buried treasure under all that trash. Then I saw it. It looked like the opening to a glass bottle so I tried to gently dig around it so as to not break it. I bent down to grab the bottle after I had removed enough soil to loosen it...and that's when it happened. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppp!! That's right. I split my pants! Not just a little, but a good 12 inches, at least! And these were my "good / favorite" jeans! They weren't even too tight for me; actually, they were a bit too big as I always had to wear a belt with them. I think the fabric was just wearing out and getting thin, and I didn't realize it. I'd had them about two years.
Casualty from volunteering to help DH remove a tree stump from our backyard.
DH was just returning from grabbing a tool in the house to aid in our tree removal when my jeans ripped. He saw me laughing hysterically and grabbing my own butt (I was trying to assess the damage and cover up the goods - my tushie and my pink underwear). And the first thing he said to me was "What did you do, split your pants?" Still laughing, I said "Yep, that's exactly what I did!"
I turned around to show him the damage, and to add to the hilarity of the situation, I stuck my butt out to him as I turned. He commented about how the male neighbors were getting a good show! Ha ha! I told him it was a sign that I was supposed to stop helping and go inside. We were done removing the tree stump by then anyway. The only things left were disposing of the trash we dug up, hauling away the stump, and filling in the hole where the stump had been. But at least I found my buried treasure! An old glass bottle fully in tact. It was the only piece of trash we found that wasn't falling a part from severe rust.
So that was my Friday. Not too bad if I do say so myself. It could have been much worse if I hadn't been able to keep my sense of humor and laugh at my butt hanging out of my jeans for all to see! And now I have an excuse to go shopping this weekend.


I got a great mental image of you and your jeans-splitting. Laughed out loud! But so glad to hear that everything is looking good for your FET and that the blood draw was painless. A great way to start the weekend!
ReplyDeleteI agree - hoping this weekend will be a good one. Haha! I'm still laughing at my jeans splitting! I thought that was something that only happened in movies or on TV. ;)
DeleteHahaha what a classic story! And I'm the same as you with needles. My blood draw this morning was also painless for a change, and I didn't even get woozy. Have a great weekend, and enjoy your shopping spree!!
ReplyDeleteI know, right! Totally a classic story! And I'm definitely going to have a great time shopping this weekend.
DeleteGlad to hear your blood draw was better this morning too. It's amazing the difference it makes when it doesn't hurt so much.
Haha - I think pants splitting is a very good reason to get out of doing yard work. I think I would try to use it in the future too..."Well, I would help, but my remember the time my pants split..."
ReplyDeleteSo glad your blood work was less painful. Hopefully that is the first of many good changes for this cycle!
That's a GREAT idea! In fact, we will be doing more yard work on Sunday. I'm not sure I will be able to help now, you know, since I ripped my pants apart last time. ;)
DeleteLove the pants splitting pic! Everything is looking great for your FET cycle!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I wish I had taken some pics of my "buried treasure" too but I was a little distracted from my tushie showing through my pants.
DeleteThat is too funny about your pants! but kinda sad since they were your favorite! I hated when my favorite jeans bit the dust! and jean shopping is not on the top of my list! haha! YAY for a great u/s! holy crap a lining of 11 last time!! that's Amazing! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDelete♥ Alexis
Haha! It is pretty funny that I split my jeans like that. I'm glad I'm able to laugh at myself for it rather than getting depressed that I've gained too much weight from my IF treatments...although weight gain is not why I split my pants. They were still pretty loose on me. :)
DeletePants splitting is something I have yet to experience - but I got a pretty good picture from your description LOL. Happy to hear that everything is looking great for your FET and that the tech was gentle on you. Have a lovely weekend!
ReplyDeleteThank you! It was a lovely and very productive weekend. Unlike this weekend, where so far, all I've done is sit on the couch, watch a movie, type in my blog, and read other blogs. But I guess that is a different kind of productive.
DeleteThat is some rip.......lol. What a great way of getting out of doing too much yard work.
ReplyDeleteI'm definitley going to use this excuse the next time there's yard work. Hmmm...it should be getting close to leaf raking time....
DeleteIn high school, I donated blood and was given to someone training to take blood so I totally feel your pain. She jabbed that giant needle 3 times into my arm before finding the vein. I have a high tolerance for pain but that almost made me throw up. I've warn out the seat of my jeans but I haven't split them... yet!
ReplyDeleteYikes! I can't believe you had someone draw your blood who was in training...I think I would ask for someone else. I have a high tolerance for pain too but three sticks in my arm might be a bit too much.
DeleteGlad to hear all is ready for the FET cycle. Glad your pants only ripped in your backyard and not somewhere public! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, I'm glad my pants didn't rip in public either! And I'm glad none of our nosey neighbors stopped by during my indecent exposure. ;)
DeleteThis is so funny. Glad you guys got to enjoy this moment!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Thanks!!
DeleteHello there. I'm stopping in from CycleSista to say hello! We are on crazy similar calendars (stopped BCPs on the 1st, FET scheduled for Sept 25), so I just wanted to wish you good luck on this cycle!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Good luck on your cycle also. I love reading blogs where the writer is on a similar calendar. Looking forward to following along on your journey!
DeleteI split my favorite jeans just like that. If you aren't ready to let them go (I wasn't) take them to a tailor! I've grown to love my big butt-patch. Besides, I think it adds character to them :)
ReplyDeleteI've seriously been considering your bit of advice about the tailor. I think it would add some character to my favorite jeans. And I would probably crack up anytime someone asked me about the patch job.
DeleteI just finished reading your blog from start to finish, and I am super stoked to be joining you during your first FET! Fingers and toes all crossed, and wishing that the rest of your pants stay in tact! <3
ReplyDeleteAw, thank you! That is so sweet. I'm thrilled you were able to start from the beginning of my blog. I think that's where a lot of the background is with IF bloggers. I often look back at the first few posts too when I start following a new blog. I've tried reading a few from start to finish but now I'm following so many, it's hard to do every time. But I do try! And I've really been enjoying following along on your journey. :)
Deletegood luck on your cycle!!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I'm sure the transfer will be here before I know it!
DeleteWow that is quite the tear!! That's pretty hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGood luck on your FET! And I share your trouble with blood draws. Thank goodness your dr said something and the techs were more careful. They probably dont realize how annoying and frightening bad blood draws can be!!!
Thanks! I'm hoping this blood draw wasn't just a fluke deal and that it will be easier from now on.
Deleteomg, that's halarious Sam! So excited you can start your FET! P.S. you were correct about the lining measurement, it's definitely in (mm):) xo
ReplyDeleteThanks for the clarification on the lining measurements. I can often remember details from my appointments so clearly one day, then another day it's a fog. I think I have pregnancy brain without the pregnancy since I started taking all these fertility meds.
DeleteI totally had a jean rip incident a couple of years ago. Same spot as yours except I was away from the house. Mortified, yes...yes I was. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG, I would be absolutely mortified too if my jeans had ripped somewhere other than home! And after reading all the comments on this blog post, I'm slightly amused at how common this incident appears to occur...and thankful that I'm not alone. ;)
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